Dear Mr. Drunk Driver,

        I will be crossing Willow Street at 9:13 PM on Tuesday without looking both ways. If you see me, please dont wave or beep, just keep driving as if you never saw me, or at least that is what you will tell everyone else.

                                                                        Sincerely,

                                                                        Recently Deceased

                                                                        (5/31/2008-6/27/2009)